在日常的學(xué)習(xí)、工作、生活中，肯定對(duì)各類范文都很熟悉吧。相信許多人會(huì)覺得范文很難寫？下面我給大家整理了一些優(yōu)秀范文，希望能夠幫助到大家，我們一起來看一看吧。
英語(yǔ)劇本人版短劇幽默篇一
cast
erinchang:???robber
debbytsai:??policeofficer
serrinlee:????betelnutgirl
aleczhao:????ghoststudent
leolee:???????taxidriver
yi-lingchen:?pregnantwoman
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summary
thisstorytalksaboutapoortaxidriver,tommy,,,,,hecarriesaghoststudent.
tommy:?????????????hello,ouldyouliketogo?
betelnutgirl:???hi!tommy.i’mgoingtochong-shannorthroad,please.
tommy:????????????ok,chong-shannorthroad,?irememberthere’,areyousureyou’regoingtochong-shannorthroad?
betelnutgirl:???um,i’willrememberwhereitislater.
betelnutgirl:???howoldareyou?areyoumarried?you’reprobablynotmarriedsinceyou’aveagirlfriend?
tommy:?????????????um…miss,anttohavealook?
betelnutgirl:???oh!ay,don’tyoufeeltiredafterdrivingalldaylong?maybeicanhelpyourelax.
tommy:?????????????what…whatdoyouwanttodo?takeyourhandsoffmeori’llscream!
betelnutgirl:???ididnothing!ecar,iwanttogetoff.
tommy:?????????????(relived)great!thetotalis155dollars,thankyou.
betelnutgirl:???um!takeit!
pregnantwoman:???hey!taxi!
pregnantwoman:???realaverykindman.
tommy:???????????????????whereareyougoing?
pregnantwoman:???hospital,please.
tommy:???????????????????you’regoingtotheprenatalcheckup,right?itmustbeverytiringcarryingababy.
pregnantwoman:???’salmostninemonths.
tommy:???????????????????tulations.
pregnantwoman:???thankyou.
pregnantwoman:???(screaming)
tommy:???????????????????areyouok?
pregnantwoman:???(screaming)
tommy:???????????????????isittimenow?areyougoingtodeliveryourbabynow?wn.
pregnantwoman:???(screaming)
tommy:???????????????????we’realmostthere.
pregnantwoman:???(screaming)
tommy:???????????????????hereweare.
pregnantwoman:???areweatthehospital?well,howmuchisit?
tommy:???????????????????aren’tyougoingintolabor?
pregnantwoman:???me?areyoukidding?it’sstillalongtimebeforetheexpecteddateofchildbirth.
tommy:???????????????????what?well,whatwereyoujustdoing?
pregnantwoman:???oh,iwasjustpracticing!thisismyfirsttimetohaveababy,cemakesperfect!ineedtobereadysoitwillgosmoothly.
tommy:????practice!allright…well,thetotalisonehundredtwentydollars.
tommy:????thiswomanwassostrange!ithoughtshewasgoingtodeliverthebabyinmycar!
robber:???getoutofhere,quickly!
tommy:????astrangepregnantwomanjustgotoffmycarandnowherecomesarobber.
tommy:????wheredoyouwanttogo?
robber:???shutup!justdrive!
tommy:????hey…ful,there’snoeyeinbullets.
robber:???shutup!justdriveyourcar.
tommy:????ok!ok!youaretheboss.
robber:???hum…reonmyneck,thatwouldbenice.
tommy:????oh…com…comeon,don’rytolooktoughbywearingit.
robber:???stopnonsense!!don’ttreatmelikeafool,iwarnyou!iwillshootyou!
tommy:????ok!ok!hissealed.
robber:???....idon’twanttodothis…really…butihave6brothers,avetosellchewinggums,seofall,myhusbandjustgotoutofthejail…ireallyhavenochoice.
tommy:????don’tbesosad….hereistissue.
robber:???emeyourgoldnecklace!hurryup!doyouwanttoeatbullets!!
tommy:????but…but…but….
robber:???justhandittomeori’llbecomeareallybadguy!!
tommy:????idon’twanttodieyet.
thepolice:????????beep~beep~stopthecar.
tommy:?????????????oh!thankgod!iamsafenow!hey,cop,arobberwantstorobmeand….
policeofficer:???showmeyourlicenseandregistration.
tommy:?????????????but…sir.…igotarobberinmyback….
policeofficer:???ionlywatchoutfortraffic!thepublicsecurityisnotmybusiness.
tommy:?????????????notyourbusiness?but…
policeofficer:???here’espeeding.
tommy:?????????????butigotarobberinmycar!shetoldmeificouldn’tdrivefastenough,she’dshootme.
policeofficer:???andwhereistherobber?
tommy:?????????????justrightover….what!!she’sgone;shewasherejustnow….
policeofficer:???see….yourlieisstupid…remembertotaketheticket.
tommy:?????????????sir!sir!
tommy:?????????????i’snotmyday!oh,no!howdidicometothismiddle-of-nowhere?someone’ldtakeataxiinthisstrangeplace?
tommy:?????????????hello!oyouwanttogo?ghoststudent:tomyhome,please.
tommy:?????????????um…canyousayitmoreclearly?idon’tknowwhereyourhomeis.
ghoststudent:??oh,myhomeislocatedonta-dumountain.
tommy:?????????????…it’sanunusualplacetolive.
ghoststudent:??’storsalllivedhere.
tommy:?????????????oh!you’velivedhereforalongtime,right?
ghoststudent:??that’sright.
tommy:?????????????hereweare,butidon’ay,it’ssodarkhere.
ghoststudent:??don’’reinthemountain.
tommy:?????????????areyousureyourhomeishere?
ghoststudent:??hisit?
tommy:?????????????um…thetotalis100dollars.
ghoststudent:??ionlyhavea500dollarsbill.
tommy:?????????????that’sok,icangiveyouchange.
ghoststudent:??thereyougo.
tommy:?????????????um...what’sthis?
ghoststudent:??money.
tommy:??but...wheredidhego?oh,no!…thisis…ghostmoney…(screaming)
英語(yǔ)劇本人版短劇幽默篇二
劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’smother(jmforshort)
劉母lunch’smother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
強(qiáng)盜burglars(abandc)
prologue序幕
(j作被打狀跑上臺(tái),內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)
j:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’mastrongtiger,(小聲)whilemy
wifeiswusong.
譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實(shí)際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。
(指著上臺(tái)處的門大聲道)i’mnotafraidofyou!
譯：我才不怕你呢！
(內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,j接住當(dāng)成盾牌護(hù)著頭)then,i’mafraidofwhom!raverthanme,isnot!havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
譯：誰(shuí)怕誰(shuí)??！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強(qiáng)壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對(duì)我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！
(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)
mygod!whocanhelpme?(下)
譯：我的天！誰(shuí)來救救我啊？
act1第一幕
(序幕結(jié)束時(shí),jm作偷聽狀)
jm(拄拐棍上):ican!
(對(duì)門內(nèi))lunch!lunch!whereareyou?
l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來):i’mhere!what’sup，mum?
jm:ihavetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmotherinlaw”.
l:beautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
jm:ebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:neverinterruptme!
l:neverinterruptme!sinceimarriedyourson,thatterriblejohnny,ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,aisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
jm:butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
l(生氣地?fù)]動(dòng)著鍋鏟):oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(開始解圍裙)goandaskyourson.i’mleaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)
act2
(lm坐在臺(tái)上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)
l:mum,i’mback!
lm:youareback?why?whathappened?
l:iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
lm(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂禍的神情):see!ihavealreadytoldyou!whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterriblejohnny,itoldyouthatheisuglytupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:neverinterruptme!
l:mum,i’anttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightok?and
i’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
lm(大喜):nicegirl!justnow,imetthemayor’:“ifyourdaughter
haven’tbeenmarried,ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”nowyouarefreeagain,i’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
l(驚愕):what?themayor’sson?themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)whatasillythingihavedone!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(邊走邊道):lunch!lunch!wherearemysocks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)heretheyare!(聞一下)er!howsmelly!theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)lunchhasgone!ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)oh,i’msohungry!butthere’snobreakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)thisiswhatlunchalwayswears!imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!now
ocookformymotherandmyself.
jm(上):where’smybreakfast?where’slunch?hasn’tshegotupyet?
j:mum,can’tyouremember?lunchhasgone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well,totellyouthetruthjohnny,sanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
j(立正敬禮):yesmadam!
act4
(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個(gè)強(qiáng)盜)
a:heyyou!stopandlistentous!
theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
b:andiplantedonetree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)
ab&c:giveusallyourmoney!
j(搜遍了每一個(gè)口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is1maoenough?
(三強(qiáng)盜暈倒?fàn)?，接著三人聚在一邊商?
a:whatbadluck!thisguyisbroken!
b:ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenotthingtoeattonight!
c:iheardthatthemayor’oand
robthewedding!
a&b:goodidea!
j(驚訝):what?what?lunchisgoingtogetmarried?it’simpossible!
ab&c:why?aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
j:butlunchismywife!wehaven’tgotspanorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)i’vegotanidea!youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?i’llgo
ethemoneyanditakethebride.
b:haveyougotanyexperience?
j:’vegotthis!(j脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)
act5
(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺(tái))
(j和三強(qiáng)盜躍至臺(tái)中)
abc&j:heyyou!stopandlistentous!
a:theroadisbuiltbyme!
b:andiplantedonetree.
c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
j:giveusallyourmoney!
(l聽到j(luò)的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
l(驚喜萬(wàn)分):johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j(luò)的身邊并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l暈倒)
j(火冒三丈):howdareyoubeatmywife!（揮拳向ms沖去）
(j與ms混戰(zhàn)，jm上，以拐杖擊暈ms)
(j將ms胸前的新郎標(biāo)志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，關(guān)切地問):honey,howareyou?
l(哭狀):ihurtalot!
j:don’tcrybaby.i’llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)
l(起身去追):waitforme!(跑下)
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